So this week, both of my kids had me laughing…… I mean really laughing so I wanted to share.

When: Yesterday

Where: Connor’s bedroom

Guilty party: Connor (3 years old)

Scene: I had just woke him up from his nap.  I had him on the floor to change his diaper…. he’s not potty trained yet… yes I know it’s horrible…. yes we are working on it…. yes I’ve put underwear on him and then cleaned up the mess… yes I’m using a timer…. look the kid is resisting! :)  Anyways…. so I’m about to change his diaper… I pull the straps off and WOW we got a little pee “hard on”.  He notices at the same time as I do… here is our conversation

Connor: Mommy (hand reaching for the ummmmmmmmm affected area LOL :)) there’s something wrong with it

Me: No honey there’s nothing wrong with it, you just need to go pee, come on let’s go to the bathroom

We take a trip to the bathroom, he, of course, pees.  Back in his room, on the floor as I’m putting his new diaper on

Connor: Mommy there’s still something wrong with it

Me: There is????  Well what do you think is wrong with it?

Connor: I don’t know, it’s a monster!

LMFAO!!!!!

When: Today

Where: Our car

Guilty party: Tristan (6 years old)

Scene: We had just put gas in the car.  Tristan was trying to say the word pollutant but he couldn’t pronounce it well.  So we were correcting him and trying to help him say it properly.  Alls of that was because he was trying to tell us that gas was a pollutant.  Here is the conversation.

Tristan: So gas indicates a pollutant.  And pollutant indicates pollution.  And pollution indicates gas!  OHHHHHHHHHH you see it’s a cycle

Adam and I: ummmmmmmmmmm

Tristan: So what does indicate mean anyways!

LMFAO

Silly kids!  We are all busy with work and life and kids and husbands/wife…. but you know what?  These are the best years.  Enjoy your kid’s innocence.  Once it’s gone… it’s gone!